fats:

Seconds after this we got in a brief argument about money because we are trying to buy a wholesale lot of dildos right now and can’t decide how much we should bid.

Relationship goals. Y’all are extra adorable.

fats:

Seconds after this we got in a brief argument about money because we are trying to buy a wholesale lot of dildos right now and can’t decide how much we should bid.

Relationship goals. Y’all are extra adorable.

[However, this was before Inigo’s wound reopened; and Westley relapsed again; and Fezzik took the wrong turn; and Buttercup’s horse threw a shoe.] And the night behind them was filled with the crescendoing sound of pursuit…

William Goldman (as S. Morgenstern), from “The Princess Bride” in The Princess Bride (thanks, projectjared)

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Max Ehrmann

excerpt from the beautiful Desiderata. Full poem here.

(via katefitzpatrick)